too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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