Can Purell be used as lube?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
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He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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