thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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