Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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