my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
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I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
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