Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Your cock deserves a montage
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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