I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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