Duck Duck Cougar?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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