dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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