I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
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