i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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