youre lurking in front of me
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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