I hope mine doesn't look like that
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
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You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
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I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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