I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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