yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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