That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Two words: nipple clamps
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