i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
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Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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