Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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