Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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