I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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