i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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