so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
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just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
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I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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