think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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