So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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