goodnight i made you a song goodbye
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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