your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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