what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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