In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
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You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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