Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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