is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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