Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
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have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
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Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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