I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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