first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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