All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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