Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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