he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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