The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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