fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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