I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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