remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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