There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
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I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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