Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
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Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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