She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
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I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
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The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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