i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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