Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I haven't been this sober since birth.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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