man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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