i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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