i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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