people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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