Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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