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say what?
wanna hang out?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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