We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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