My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Your cock deserves a montage
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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