And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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