My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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