Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
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I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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