This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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