READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
You can't motorboat a personality
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
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I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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