Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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