I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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